tigermisu:

mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

(via stabs)

pizzoner:

I imagine bumping into my internet friends on the street like “sor-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(via officialwhitegirls)

the-misadventures-of-lele:

fileformat:

READ THAT BITCH FOR F I L T H

DAMN FRANCINE WENT INNNNNN

(Source: whisperintoass, via ifyouseekamymaybe)

゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜

nobody hates me more than i hate me 

゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜

(Source: aiactually, via trust)

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

(via ifyouseekamymaybe)

ballpointpun:

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

that feature sounds like a real life saver

(via arrow-potterhead)

boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

(Source: myheadisloud, via thefandomlifeofamusicalginger)

ill-be-y0ur-safety:

standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 

(Source: just1nbartl3y, via stabs)

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess, via lohanthony)

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya, via trust)

“I’m trapped [Deathstroke] in purgatory right now – but I think I’m going to get out. We’ll see what happens. Deathstroke’s not going anywhere quick.”
— Manu Bennett at SLCComicCon [SpoilerTV.com] (via failtryagainfailagainfailbetter)

YES

(via ageofaquarius)

(Source: oliverdant, via ageofaquarius)

rnints:

"you’re too old to go trick or treating"

SSSHHHHHHshshshhshhhhhhh

(via crumbier)

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